These socks are akin to communism, says Ed.
People say that socks are lame Christmas or Birthday presents.
I actually disagree. Yes, there are better presents, but, and I can’t be the only person – my socks are literally covered in holes. Sometimes there’s more hole than actual sock, most pairs have huge gaps in the soles I could potentially fall out of and hurt myself. So yes, when I see a group of freshly unwrapped socks with no holes in them whatsoever, I feel pretty happy with it.
But there is one type of sock that I loathe as much as any one man can possibly loathe a sock.
This type of sock is the type of sock with the day on it.
Bleeding like Strawberry-Flavoured Toothpaste!
I literally love horror films.
Or basically any film that has people dying in brutal disgusting ways, or getting hurt, or just something where you can say “Wow, he got pwned.”
Take Jeepers Creepers for example – it’s a great film full of shocks, gore, blood, and basically all the ingredients for an awesome horror film (although it didn’t actually scare me at all. I mean at all. I might not have a soul).
But you know what really annoys me?
So I was scrolling through the contents of the family iPod the other day (don’t ask) and, obviously, our family have music differences; my mother likes classical music that’s composed by someone who looks like a cross between a granny and Jesus; my father likes 80’s pop and has a strange obsession of walking into HMV and buying CD’s of some God awful band you’ve never heard of who then never release another album; my sister is a fan of shitty chav pop garbage, and I, of course like the only decent types of good music on this planet, rock, metal and punk.
So let us imagine for one second you are a time traveller and are looking for the optimum vehicle to go about you time travel duties in.
For the time this day comes, at FilmFlux we have helped you by narrowing your choices down to two stylish and efficient options: the Time and Relative Dimension in Space (TARDIS) or the 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 equipped with the wonderful invention, the Flux Capacitor, invented by a mad 50’s scientist slipping on the shitter and smashing his head on the basin causing him to have hallucinogenic visions on how to build a time travel device, leading one to think ‘What could possibly go wrong?’.
However, there are several pros and cons for each of these forms of transport.
Ed Cartoons and Shiz Set #3
Yes, Ed's Cartoons are back, and here are a couple fresh from the mind of our resident good-humoured idiot.
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Ed's Cartoons Set #2
Ed's annoying banana brings us more cartoons and shiz straight from the mind of a crazy pasty-faced pasty. The following content has passed our "strict" quality guidelines and henceforth will be displayed without the need to click on the Read More button!
Ed's Cartoons Set #1
Ed's banana brings us four of his infamously annoying cartoons:
- How To Be More Awesome #1
- Pacman Pie Chart
- My Pants
Hi, I'm Seth Rogen! But you can call me Paul.
No, not Ed. No! Anyone but him!
The long awaited film starring the comedy duo Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, and a very special alien called Paul
has finally arrived, and it is now Ed
, our resident anarchist geek's job to review it. Bearing in mind that the following review is 15-rated, like the film, click Read More and enjoy Ed's unique reviewing style, edited by Chris.
Containing some mild violence and humour, it's Ed with his first rant of the year, about E4 cancelling Friends. Note that this is a transcript of a real-life rant and should be read as if someone is actually having a rant in front of you. Read on and get ready to laugh!